And Then There Were Three

Our daughter-in-law shares photos of her family through an online album titled “And Then There Were Five”.  She used to have individual collections for her two girls but once daughter three came along she combined everything into one album.  Add her and my son to the equation… “and then there were five”.  It’s a phrase I thought about as I passed through the state of Alabama earlier this week. I’ve never been to Alabama but now I can claim that I have.  To which I say… “and then there were three“.

In my (almost) sixty-five years of existence I’ve managed to visit 46 out of the 50 U.S. states.  None of these visits were intentional, as in “I just want to say that I’ve been there”.  Rather, they happened for the usual reasons we find ourselves in states other than the one we call home.  Sightseeing.  Visits to colleges and universities.  Reunions with family and friends.  Or simply traveling through one state to get to another.  If you identify with any of these reasons, the number of U.S. states you’ve visited may be higher than you think.

Growing up out west in California, my parents recognized the value of a trip to the East Coast to see the sights of Colonial America.  They designed a single month-long drive for me and my brothers that accounted for at least fifteen states in and around New England.  Since then I’ve managed to visit most of the western states through short driving trips here and there.  My wife and I honeymooned in Hawaii.  One of my nephews got married in Alaska.  And so on.  All these years later the only states I haven’t visited are Arkansas, North Dakota, and Oklahoma.

But never mind the leftovers.  Today we put the spotlight on Alabama, my most recent “acquisition”.  Off the top of my head, here’s everything I know about Alabama:

  • Montgomery is the state capital (memorizing in elementary school is a beautiful thing).
  • Auburn University and the University of Alabama are consistently ranked among the best football programs in the country.
  • Alabama was a legendary country music band.
  • An Alabama Slammer is a fruity shot made with Southern Comfort.
  • “Sweet Home Alabama” ranks among the greatest rock songs of all time.

Now then, having just driven from South Carolina west into Georgia, then southwest down “The Yellowhammer State” and on into Florida, here’s everything new I’ve discovered about Alabama:

  • A good chunk of the state is covered by national forest.
  • They have a Buc-ee’s travel center.

Let’s be honest; I’m feeling a little rain on my parade of states right now.  I mean, virtually every U.S. state has a national forest, right?  As for Buc-ee’s, if you’re not familiar with their mega gas stations you will be soon.  Buc-ee’s has added larger-than-life dimensions to the term “rest stop”.  The convenience store in their Luling, TX location is a world-record 75,000 square feet of retail.  The car wash in their Katy, TX location also breaks a world record – 250 feet from one end to the other.  In Alabama you have four opportunities to stop at a Buc-ee’s.

To all of its residents, I say Alabama deserves more respect than a walk in the woods or a stop at a glorified gas station.  A little online legwork tells me I can opt for the following instead:

  • Visit the world’s largest space museum, up north in Huntsville.
  • Raft on North America’s longest mountaintop river, just outside of Ft. Payne in the Little River Canyon National Preserve.
  • Spelunk in Cathedral Caverns outside of Woodville, including a look-see of a 45-foot stalagmite column nicknamed “Goliath”.
  • Reacquaint myself with America’s Civil Rights Movement in a multimedia museum in the heart of Birmingham (which is pretty much in the heart of the entire state).
  • Board the USS Alabama, a World War II battleship turned into a floating museum, docked in a memorial park down south in Mobile.
“Roll Tide!”

Okay, Alabama just moved up a few rungs on the ladder of respect, even if my upcoming drive back home only includes more views of the forest and a stop at Buc-ee’s.  At least I know somewhere beyond all those trees and gas pumps lies worthwhile attractions.  That’s more than I can say about Arkansas, North Dakota, or Oklahoma.

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14 thoughts on “And Then There Were Three”

    1. Oh, I’m sure there are one or two drive-through states on the list, but like Alabama at least they all included stops… just maybe not at a Buc-ee’s 🙂

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  1. Dave, I was in Alabama awhile back while traveling by car with my parents – the people were very friendly, as are all Southerners. We do not have a Buc-ee’s around here so I Googled and the closest one is in Ohio. A former blogger lives in Ohio and she and her husband took a trip down Route 66 last year and she showed photos of the inside of a Buc-ee’s where they stopped. I was amazed how big it was. We have Sheetz gas stations and their amenities, which I guess don’t come close in comparison. That sounds like a wonderful trip for you and your brothers, seeing 15 states including the New England states – there is so much history there. I’ve never been to any of the New England states and I understand it’s beautiful to visit there in the Summer months and/or to visit and do some leaf peepin’ at their exquisite Fall foliage, especially the train trip that goes through there. I do understand that Northern Michigan’s beauty as to foliage is comparable to New England’s foliage … the only time I went up to Northern Michigan to do some leaf peepin’ and the leaves were still green, despite that week being suggested as “peak week for peepin’!”

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    1. Buc-ee’s lived up to its expectations. We couldn’t help adding almost an hour to our day-long trip because every display and product is worth a look, whether you buy or not. The three or four highest-paying positions in a given location of Buc-ee’s are well above six figures. Full benefits and retirement accounts for everyone who works there. No wonder every employee we talked to was in such a good mood!

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  2. Timely post, I am on my way to Alabama right now for a concert. It got postponed a few weeks ago from the hurricane and we found out it was postponed halfway into our drive from Atlanta. I was so close to visiting Alabama for the first time and then we had to turn around. Will finally make up for it today!

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    1. Report back on what you come across (besides a great concert)! I’m sure we’ll pass through the state again one of these days.

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    2. We saw Sons of Serendip in concert just last night. They took fourth place in America’s Got Talent back in 2013. Took our little town’s venue two years to get them but they were worth the wait. Fantastic vocals and instrumentals.

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  3. It’s too bad your missing states are so spread apart. Hubby has been to all 48 contiguous states. I’m missing the Big Two plus Oregon and Idaho. We once drove into Maine, took the first exit, turned around, and drove back out just so I could get that one checked off. I wish I had had leisure to visit it longer. Kind of missing out if I don’t explore. :/

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    1. As part of that childhood trip to the Northeast, my parents drove us to Maine for a lobster lunch (which in Maine is prob as common as going to McDonald’s), then turned the car right back around in pursuit of other states. So yeah, I can’t really claim I’ve seen Maine, let alone remember anything about it.

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