Local Flavor

On a trip to Philadelphia last weekend to visit family, I was reminded the city is well known for its cheesesteaks (among other things). You’ll find several restaurants claiming to offer “the best” in the downtown area. But my niece – a resident of the city for ten years now – was careful to point out which establishments cater to tourists versus those preferred by the locals.  It’s advice someone like me wouldn’t know off the top of my head.  At least I knew to call the sandwich a “Philly” instead of a “Philadelphia”.

Sure, no matter where you live it’s referred to as a “Philly Cheesesteak”.  But what about the city itself?  Calling Philadelphia “Philly” is a privilege reserved for its residents… or so I thought until I asked my niece.  “Oh, heck no“, she said. “It doesn’t matter whether you’re a local or not – you always call it ‘Philly’.  Call it ‘Philadelphia’ and it’s pretty obvious you’re not from around here.”

Huh.  And here I thought city nicknames were reserved for those who actually lived there.  Maybe this is Philly’s way of sharing “brotherly love” beyond its downtown streets.

“The Garden” in front of “The Peak”

I find it interesting how locals come up with jargon for the places in which they live.  It’s a semi-secret language that can only be learned by spending enough time there.  When we lived in Colorado Springs the city was never referred to by its full name, but instead by just “The Springs”.  (A visitor might wonder why you weren’t referring to adjacent Manitou Springs instead.)  Pikes Peak, the mountain forming the majestic backdrop of The Springs, was always just “The Peak”.  Garden of the Gods and its famous sandstone rock formations was always just “The Garden”.  And so on.

Maybe all of this name-shortening is a nod to the more relaxed world we live in today.  Corporations could be said to use jargon as well.  Remember when it was “Federal Express” instead of “FedEx”?  “McDonald’s” instead of “Mickey-D’s?”  Kentucky Fried Chicken instead of “KFC”?  Even “Subway” was once known as “Pete’s Super Submarines”.  Credit American Express – they might’ve been the original shortener of names.  “Amex” has been used since the company’s founding in 1850.

Cities may have their nicknames but I also think I’ve heard a few imposters.  Seriously, does anyone refer to San Francisco as “Frisco” when the more common option seems to be “San Fran”?  Chicago will always be “The Windy City” to me; not “Chi-Town”.  Dallas is too short a word to mess with so you’ll only get “Big D” from the locals on occasion.  And more recently I’ve heard “Cali” and “So-Cal” out west but I couldn’t tell you if that’s what the locals go with.

Washington D.C. is “D.C.” whether you live there or not.  St. Petersburg just sounds better as “St. Pete”.  Oklahoma City is “OKC” just like New York City is “NYC”.  I never grew up in Los Angeles but I did grow up in LA… maybe like you grew up in KC, Indy, or Cincy.  Where does all of this jargon end?  Right here… right now… at the end of this blog post where, now that I think about it, you’re welcome to call me “Dave” instead of “David”.

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LEGO Neuschwanstein Castle – Update #9 (read about the start of this project in Fit for a (Fairy Tale) King

Do you recall how we added the “Palas” (living quarters) to the castle the last time around?  Apparently King Ludwig needed two of these structures.  Bags 17 and 18 (of 23 bags of pieces) finished off one Palas and began another – the latter building at the far west end of the castle complex.  All of a sudden we’re entering the home stretch of this entire project.  Next week’s LEGOs will complete the castle itself, while the following week’s will give it a final flourish of landscape elements.

The “Palas” is the very tall element on the left

As you can see above, Palas #1 has been completed and installed.  For the record, “completed” was much easier than “installed”.  When you build an element like the Palas separately from the overall model, it’s a delicate process to bring the two together.  You have to position the structure just right before you snap it down in amongst the rest of the castle.  Easy to illustrate in the instruction manual; not-so-easy to do in reality.  My first attempt was a mini-disaster, loosening several pieces from the castle base.  My second attempt – mercifully – came together with a satisfying series of LEGO clicks.

Palas #2

Here’s a look at the “Western Palas”, still under construction and destined for the askew foundation you see on the far left of the larger model.  Palas #2 includes a two-story balcony for views of the surrounding Alps (the big opening on the top floors of the structure), and a whole lot of living space underneath that was never ever completed.  The Western allocates two floors to a “grand throne room”, also never completed.  I find it sad, for all of the details of this wondrous castle, Ludwig never sat on his throne, let alone in a throne room from which he would’ve/should’ve performed his royal duties.

Running build time: 9:32

Total leftover pieces: 59 (!)

Accompanying movie soundtrack: Titanic (1997).  It wasn’t my plan to go with the epic of the sinking ship, not today nor in any chapter of this build.  But the music from Field of Dreams – a favorite movie of mine – just didn’t deliver the goods.  Like Chariots of Fire, all you get with Field of Dreams is its theme song followed by random bits of music.  Don’t save it to your listening library.  But its composer James Horner scored Titanic as well, and for this one the Academy Award was well deserved.  Subtract Céline Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” – the song just overlaps the ending credits.  The real magic of this soundtrack is in the haunting instrumentals and wordless vocals.  The theme song starts with the wailing tin whistle and morphs into the utterly lonely vocals, brought to you by the incomparable voice of Norwegian soprano Sissel. It echoes the despair and futility of it all – literally – which is exactly what Horner intended.  Listen to it here.

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Third-Wheel Meal

In last week’s ’tis the Seasonings post, I wondered why “ginger” and “red hair” were synonymous. Paula from Monday Morning Rail replied with the answer which probably trumps all others (thanks, Paula!).  Ginger Grant, the glam character from the sixties sitcom Gilligan’s Island had a healthy head of red hair.  Sometime after the sixties a “ginger” became a person with red hair.  I’m satisfied, so let’s move to a question more appropriate for this week.  Why is (America’s) Thanksgiving celebrated on a Thursday?

Yes, it’s time for my annual Thanksgiving rant.  Rather, my everything-steps-all-over-Thanksgiving rant.  It’s not really an annual rant but perhaps it should be.  Three years ago I had so much to vent about Thanksgiving’s due, it took me two blog posts to let off the steam (see A Distant Third).  This year I realized, zero progress has been made since then.  In fact, the situation is snowballing.  Thanksgiving is finding less and less air as it gasps between the behemoths known as Halloween and Christmas.

Poor choice of word, “snowballing”.  It’ll make readers think about Christmas and I need you to stay focused.  My campaign is to keep each of the year-end holidays corralled into its respective month.  In other words, November equals Thanksgiving. (Repeat ten times, please).  Turkeys and pumpkin pie, not Santas and plum pudding.

There, I said it.  Apologies to those of you who’ve already shopped and wrapped presents.  Apologies to the rest of you who’ve already decorated your houses.  I’m just trying to give Thanksgiving its rightful place among the “big three” instead of its laggard position as “third wheel”.

You can name a dozen things associated with Halloween, and two dozen more with Christmas.  But with Thanksgiving?  Three (at least here in America).  We have the meal itself, the parades, and football.  That’s pretty much it.

Let’s dig a little deeper into the American Thanksgiving trifecta.  The meal is hanging in there despite efforts to make it healthier.  Turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie are still Thanksgiving staples (while “tofurky” is not).  I sometimes wonder why I don’t enjoy these foods on other days of the year as well.  Also, more people make the Thanksgiving meal at home than order online or go to a restaurant. (Do I have the data to back this up?  No, I do not.)  But I must acknowledge Friendsgiving, which has become common enough to remove the quotation marks.  Not only is Friendsgiving celebrated on any day but Thursday, the table spread can be decidedly different. Watch out.  There may come a November when – GASP! – more people celebrate the “friends” version than the “family”.

Parades remain more about Thanksgiving than the other two holidays.  You’ll find the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on television this week and at the same time, Chicago, New Orleans, Philadelphia, and Plymouth, MA host large-scale parades.  But here’s my Davey-downer factoid.  The Macy’s Parade may be the world’s largest (as well as the second-oldest in America) but it’s also an imposter.  It began as the “Macy’s Christmas Parade” in 1924, designed to launch a longer retail season at the end of the year.  So you see, the name may have changed but the parade is still decidedly “holly-jolly”.

Football brings out the smirk in sports fans again this Thanksgiving.  As they have every year since 1934 (save the WWII years) the NFL’s Detroit Lions will be playing on Thanksgiving Day.  As they have been every year (seemingly), the Detroit Lions are a truly awful football team.  In the last twenty years the Lions have amassed exactly four winning seasons.  This year?  The Lions are the only team in the NFL without a win.  The Lions are so bad in fact, the NFL has added two other games to your Thanksgiving Day lineup so you have options.

We’re almost done here, but don’t panic; I haven’t forgotten the original question.  Why is Thanksgiving celebrated on a Thursday?  Here’s the easy answer.  President Lincoln made it so back in 1863, as the final Thursday in November.  President Roosevelt also made it so back in 1941, more specifically the fourth Thursday in November.  Yeah, but… why a Thursday?

Here’s the real answer (or at least my answer).  Thanksgiving is on a Thursday.  Thursday is named for the Norse God Thor.  Thor is the God of Thunder.  See the pattern?  Thanksgiving-Thursday-Thor-Thunder.  It’s the whole “Th” thing.  Thanksgiving doesn’t really fit on a Friday (but maybe Friendsgiving does).  Besides, by Friday we’ve forgotten all about turkey and stuffing as we turn to computers and shopping malls.

Now then, banish all that “Th” nonsense from memory.  The real intent here is to give Thanksgiving its proper time and space mid-holiday season.  Let’s move Turkey Day from “third wheel” to “equal wheel” by finding more Thanksgiving stakes to claim in the month of November.  Maybe we should all dress up as pilgrims.  Maybe we should also have our kids “trade” instead of “trick-or-treat”.

With that, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.  And next week, I might even wish you a Merry Christmas.  You know, in December.

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