Leave Me Alone

Helen Reddy was an Australian pop singer from the 1970s who would’ve been considered a pioneer of female empowerment (had there been such a term back then). Reddy’s hit I Am Woman leaned on the same pointed lyrics that made Madonna and Katy Perry so popular decades later. Though I Am Woman is Reddy’s most famous anthem, another of her chart-topping hits floats through my brain today: Leave Me Alone. It’s the song the residents of tiny Santa Maddalena di Funes should be singing in the streets of their picturesque mountain village.

Santa Maddalena, Italy (Courtesy of Travel Wild/Stockphoto/Getty Images)

If I asked you to describe a “village” – a term we Americans don’t use very often – what would that image include?  Mine would start with a small cluster of buildings, both residential and commercial, surrounding a cobblestone town square.  The buildings would look quaint and simple, like throwbacks to earlier times.  Narrow roads would lead into the square from the more sparsely populated surrounds.  You’d find a lake or two nearby, and clusters of trees here and there.  In the background, foothills or majestic snow-covered mountaintops.  And right in the middle of it all, a charming church or some other public building rising above the rest.

I’ve just described Santa Maddalena to a tee.  This tiny, picturesque gathering, nestled on the eastern slopes of the Dolomite Mountains in Northern Italy, is the stuff of postcards and jigsaw puzzles.  There’s not much to it but the setting speaks for itself.  And the little church – St. John in Ranui – seems perfectly placed beside the more nondescript buildings.  Santa Maddalena is so attractive it draws 600 visitors a day during the peak travel season.

February is not peak travel season in the Dolomites but the Winter Olympics are taking place just a couple hours from Santa Maddalena.  No doubt some of those sports fans will make there way over for a selfie.  And therein lies the problem.  Tiny Santa Maddalena simply can’t handle hundreds of tourists.  If they keep coming, the photo I led with really will be too good to be true.

Were it not for the Chinese, Santa Maddalena might still be relatively undisturbed.  One of China’s mobile phone companies included an image of the village on its SIM card and suddenly its customers just had to know where to find Santa Maddalena.  A 2013 iPhone iOS update included images of the nearby mountains, adding to the draw.  Now village officials are considering the unthinkable: restrictions.

It’s a move similar to what’s happening for the first time at the Trevi Fountain in Rome.  If you drive to Santa Maddalena you may now be stopped on the outskirts of town, where you’ll leave your car in (gasp!) a parking lot.  If you want to walk through town, you’ll have to purchase a ticket.  One enterprising resident added a turnstile at the edge of his fields so he can charge those who want to cross over.  Suddenly I’m having visions of food trucks and souvenir stands.  How sad.

The plight of Santa Maddalena reminds me of those once-a-year lists you find in publications like U.S. News & World Report, where towns across America are ranked according to so-called “quality of life” criteria.  Whether the schools, the parks, the clean air, or feeling safe in the streets, your own little corner of the world might suddenly be declared a top-five place to live.  And that, my friends, is the kiss of death.  Now you’ve been discovered, and everyone has to see what the fuss is all about (or at least go visit for a selfie).  The masses throng to your backyard and some never leave.  A year or two later – surprise, surprise – you’re no longer “top-five”.

Credit the residents of Santa Maddalena: they’re coming up with creative ways to discourage “over-tourism”.  In a particularly bold move, they’re going to require an overnight stay to be able to walk the streets, so that tourists actually give to the local economy instead of just taking that selfie.  IMHO all they really need to do is continue to be known as “Santa Maddalena” on the web.  You won’t find much if you search with those words.  As for “Santa Magdalena?”  That’ll get you there.  Even if you’ll find a quaint village of people singing Leave Me Alone.

Some content sourced from the CNN Travel article, “Italian village restricts access to its Instagram-famous church”, and  Wikipedia, “the free encyclopedia”. 

A Ringing Endorsement

This time of year the choices for sports on television are few and far between. Sure there’s a lot of basketball being played, but the football season wraps up on Sunday (Super Bowl LX), baseball doesn’t get underway until April, and unless you have the time and patience to watch golf you’re gonna channel surf without catching decent waves. But it’s also something of an illusion, because the Winter Olympic Games kick off tomorrow in Italy. You did know the Olympics are about to get underway, didn’t you?

The 25th edition of the Winter Games comes to your living room in the next two weeks, hosted in Milan, Cortina, and several towns in the surrounding Dolomite mountains.  The natural venues of the region look spectacular, and no doubt the Italians will be worthy hosts to thousands of the world’s best athletes.  We’ll be treated to sixteen different sporting competitions on snow and ice, from figure skating to bobsledding to ski jumping.  Behind the scenes, you’ll get the usual inspirational stories, heartbreaking moments, and thrilling photo-finishes.  I just hope you actually hear about any of it.

Just one section of the Games board

ESPN.com, where I get my daily dose of sports, includes a list of “Top Headlines” at the beginning of their home page.  Today, less than forty-eight hours before the opening ceremonies, there is nothing about the Games.  No updates on the American athletes, no projections on when or where the U.S. will be at its most competitive, no “primer” to get you ready to sit down and watch… nothing.  You have to scroll way down, past NFL-this and NBA-that before you finally get to anything about what’s going on in Northern Italy.  Heck, even the Westminster Dog Show rated more press than the Winter Olympics today (which always begs the question, “Is a dog show considered ‘sports'”?)

No, not these “Olympics”

I’m glued to the coverage of the Olympics every time they come around (which is every two years, counting the Summer Games).  Even with paid, professional athletes, the Olympics are the purest form of global sports competition we have left.  The headlines – which will finally include the Olympics for the next two weeks – will speak more positive than negative, more jaw-dropping than ho-hum, with virtually no political undertones.  How refreshing is that?

At least ESPN allots some space to the Games, however far down the page it may be.  Have a look at any of the major news websites and you’ll be challenged to find similar coverage.  Americans are too preoccupied with what’s going on in Washington, Wall Street, and the West Bank.  It’s ironic that today’s lead news story is about the Olympics (though not really).  Savannah Guthrie – one of the hosts of NBC’s television broadcast – pulled out to be with her family during the apparent abduction of her mother.  My prayers are with her.

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Since you’ll be hard-pressed to find a primer, here are a few tidbits about the upcoming Games.  There are 232 athletes on the U.S. Olympic team, the largest in our history of participation.  There are 25 venues for the competition – in four clusters across Northern Italy – making it the most geographically widespread Winter Olympics in history.  And for the next eighteen days, you’ll be able to catch all of the action (at reasonable times) on some form of NBC broadcasting, whether streaming or live television.  You’ll even get your fill of curling, easily the most misunderstood Olympic sport of them all.

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The Olympic Games, as the broadcasters are sure to say over and over, “transcend sports”.  The world records, the stories behind them, and the individuals who train tirelessly for these moments deserve our attention.  Team USA’s flag bearers this year are speed skater Erin Jackson and bobsledder Frank Del Duca.  Think about it – both of these athletes chose sports where their moment of glory (or defeat) starts and ends in a matter of minutes.  They are everyday people whose best-in-class performances are brought to the world but once every four years.

Now go read all about it, or better yet… watch.  Otherwise I’ll think you’re ignoring my ringing endorsement of the Winter Olympic Games.

Some content sourced from the NBC Olympics website, and Wikipedia, “the free encyclopedia”.