I’m All About Paul

Before another Independence Day celebration completely fades into the July of last week, I want to visit a story from early early American history. In 1973 I began middle school at Palisades-Brentwood Junior High, so named because it straddled the limits of both towns just outside of Los Angeles. But I never knew it as “Palisades-Brentwood”. A year after opening in 1955 it was rebranded Paul Revere Junior High. So Paul and I have a little something in common.  It’s like we’re compatriots, only separated by two and a half centuries. 

If you know nothing else about Paul Revere, you’ll recall his courageous “midnight ride”.  In the months leading up to the Revolutionary War in 1775 Revere took to his horse outside of Boston to alert “minutemen” of the approaching British troops.  Minutemen were residents of the American colonies trained to defend “at a minute’s notice”.  Revere himself was the notice, at least for what would become the early battles at Lexington and Concord.

Longfellow’s impression

Were it not for Henry Wadsworth Longfellow a hundred years later, Revere’s legacy would’ve faded as quickly as last Friday’s fireworks.  Instead we have the poet’s “Paul Revere’s Ride” as the chronicle, with these well-known opening lines:

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-Five:
Hardly a man is now alive…

Thanks to Longfellow’s poetic license (lots of it), we have a skewed version of what Revere did and did not do in April, 1775.  For starters, he was one of three riders spreading the news that “The British are coming!  The British are coming!” (so why didn’t the other two riders get any poetic love?)  Further, Revere never said the words “The British are coming!” but rather some disguised version of the warning to fool the Redcoats already hiding in the countryside.  And the famous “one-if-by-land, two-if-by-sea” lanterns were put in place by Revere, not for him.

Boston, MA

Revere didn’t even own a horse.  He had to borrow a neighbor’s steed  (named “Brown Beauty”) to make the ride.  And instead of galloping all the way to Concord as the poem suggests, Revere and his horse were captured by British troops somewhere along the way.  Lucky for Paul, the capture turned into a release when the Brits realized they were about to be overwhelmed by the locals.  So they took Paul’s horse and fled instead.

Enough of the history lesson (real or poetic).  Why a West Coast middle school would go with “Paul Revere” is beyond me, but the campus culture certainly embraced the name.  A select number of boys (including me) were the “Minutemen” who raised and lowered the American flag each day.  A select number of girls – “Colonial Belles” – were responsible for some similar task.  The school yearbook was known as the “Patriot”, while the newspaper was labeled the “Town Crier”.  And students called “Silversmiths” did something-or-other, but it certainly wasn’t casting fine products in Metal Shop.

Our school even plagiarized Longfellow (and not very well), as in:

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
of the growing pride of Paul Revere.
On the twelfth of September in Fifty-Five
Our middle school began to thrive.
 
If all I can point to is my middle school’s name, it’s a weak argument to claim Paul Revere and I have something in common.  We have nothing in common.  Revere was a Jack Paul of all trades, dabbling in roles from military leader to dentist, artist, and silversmith, before finally settling on copper caster.  Revere became the best caster of church bells in all of young America before his midnight ride became his signature accomplishment.
 
You’d be better off saying Revere and I were polar opposites.  I never served in the military.  I’ve only been the patient of a dentist (too often at that), I have zero art skills, I don’t make the silver (I just polish it), and the only casters I’m familiar with are the ones under a couple of my rolling chairs.
 
“Revere Ware”
Thanks to the church bell thing, Revere Copper Company became a successful business which still exists to this day.  You may remember their “Revere Ware” products, most of which are considered collectibles today.  Maybe I should collect a few pieces myself.  They’d remind me of the guy I seem to think I have something in common with.  Or at least, they’d remind me of junior high school.
 

Some content sourced from the Paul Revere Charter Middle School website, the History Channel article, “9 Things You May Not Know About Paul Revere”, and Wikipedia, “the free encyclopedia”.

(Not) Making Cents

The other day when I drove into town I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached into my car’s pull-out coin drawer and grabbed a handkerchief. If I’d wanted a breath mint for my mouth or an eye drop for my contacts I’d reach into the same place. But I wouldn’t find quarters, dimes, nickels, or pennies anywhere in there.  Come to think of it, someday soon I won’t find pennies anywhere at all.

You probably caught the headline in your news feed.  The population growth of U.S. pennies is about to come to a grinding halt.  Our country will no longer mint shiny new “Lincolns” for the first time since their debut in 1787.  Two hundred years and change (ha) is a darned good run for a coin but the penny appears to have been done in by compelling arguments.  One, the production cost is three times the face value.  And two – and perhaps most humiliating – the penny’s face value has descended into, well, obsolescence.

There was a time not so long ago when I wouldn’t pass up a lost penny lying in the street.  In addition to “free money” there was the old adage find a penny pick it up, and all day long you’ll have good luck.  Today you’d better settle for just the luck because you can’t buy anything for pennies anymore.  You’d be better off using them for more practical purposes like checking your tire tread depth or turning screws.  My brother and his wife turned thousands of their pennies into a beautiful, copper-colored floor for their kitchen.

Losing their shine

Speaking of copper (I’m easily distracted today) I had no idea pennies are no longer made of copper.  They’re primarily zinc because of the rising cost of metals (yet they still cost three cents apiece?)  You’d assume quarters, dimes, and nickels were made from an alloy of silver, lead, or aluminum, but – go figure – those coins are primarily copper.

Enough with the facts.  I’m bummed to see the penny put out to pasture.  Along with it goes a ton of childhood memories.  You could roll pennies into coin wrappers and enjoy the thrill of exchanging the whole lot for paper bills at the bank.  You could drop them into handheld banks for untold savings (and my banks were delightfully mechanical).  Finally, you could walk into any 7-Eleven or drug store, hit the candy aisle, and find several “penny candy” choices.  A chunk of Bazooka bubble gum, hard candies, or licorice whips could be purchased for just a few cents back then.

Three cents each… a long, long time ago

Practically speaking I’m on board with the penny’s retirement, because I can’t recall the last time I involved a cent in a financial transaction.  If something costs $9.99, are you telling me you’d reach into your pocket and pay the $9.99 in cash and coin?  Nope, you’d more likely hand over a ten-dollar bill and then what happens?  You get a penny in return.  What are you supposed to do with that?

Certain sayings will have to head out to pasture as well.  An expensive item can no longer be described as “a pretty penny”.  “A penny saved is a penny earned” literally has no value.  A frugal person should now be described as a “quarter-pincher” (in case the nickel and dime are also on life support).  And “pennies from heaven” certainly don’t describe good fortune anymore, even if the song of the same name will continue to be sung.

Do you have one of these?

For my money, I hope car manufacturers continue to include coin drawers in their dashboards.  I keep important things in there and I’d prefer not to change my ways.  Then again maybe I should keep a few pennies in the drawer, if only for my childhood memories.  Those will always have value.


LEGO Notre-Dame de Paris – Update #5

(Read about the start of this “church service” in Highest Chair)

I decided to have my lunch today while working through Bag 8… of 34 bags of pieces.  That was a mistake.  I reached for a LEGO piece, grabbed a little block of cheese instead, and Notre-Dame de Paris almost had cheddar in its walls. I immediately vowed food would go nowhere near the assembly ever again.  It’s unnerving enough putting in the real pieces.

As I worked on the uppermost level you see here I used a little too much force, and a piece in the level below loosened and scampered down into the sanctuary.  I shook, rattled, and rolled the entire cathedral trying to get it out but to now avail.  Just before admitting defeat, the little devil finally emerged (he must’ve gone to confession).  And here’s where I learned an unnerving truth: re-assembling pieces long after you’re supposed to can be near impossible.  I had to tear down an entire wall to get the piece back in place.  We’re working in close quarters here, people.

“LEGO lever”

Today is also a good chapter to point out the tool to the right.  It’s a “LEGO lever” (my words), designed to easily remove a piece from a place it wasn’t meant to go.  I didn’t need my lever through the first seven bags, but today?  Half a dozen times.  My mind’s eye was off just a hair and I kept assembling pieces a quarter or half-inch off from where they were supposed to go.  LEGO lever = life saver.

Pasta noodles?

Bag 8 started slow and repetitious but finished grand and confident.  In fact, I was so full of myself after the mere forty-five minutes of construction, I boldly plunged into Bag 9.  Mistake.  I mean, look at the pieces in this photo!  Are these LEGOs or the little bits of pasta you find in your chicken soup?  Seriously, we may be almost a quarter of the way through the bag count but the pieces are shrinking.  Some Sunday soon the parishioners will look to the heavens and be burned by the giant magnifying glass above them.

Running build time: 4 hrs. 22 min.

Total leftover pieces: 17

Some content sourced from the CNN Business article, “Trump instructs Treasury to halt penny production”, and Wikipedia, “the free encyclopedia”.